I’ve just rented a moving truck. Now all I have to do is throw my junk into it and awaaay I go.
My brother will be here on Monday.
so i did one of those things while playing dynasty warriors gundam 3 earlier
my dad describes some gundam pilots! hope it makes you laugh as much as it made me!
my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all
because things like this really happen.
When women say “No”, men get angry.
That in and of itself is a reason to say ‘no’ more often. Assholes like this need to get used to it.
The real irony is the compatibility chart at the bottom of the male message. Judging by her response; that doesn’t sound like a 92% match to me. Dating sites are bullshit.
No sane woman should ever hazard a dating site.
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.
and now the weather…
Bank of America needs to die a painful & horrible (corporate) death…ya know, since it’s supposedly a corporate person ‘nshit
what else you expect from a company birthed from trading Black people as commodities on the market?
Their customer service is also pretty shit-tastic (or so I’ve heard).
Kamille and Sarah got ice cream together on the moon and neither of them ate their cones, they just threw them in the garbage, I’m dropping Zeta Gundam tbh
Yeah, that bugged me, too. But it’s no reason to drop the entire series. D: